this-too-too-sullied-flesh asked: MULTIPLES OF FOUR

Thank you Ike for bothering.

4) How tall are you?

Not quite 5’4”

8) OTP?

I have too many. But my real OTP? My parents.

12) Favorite song?

This.

16) Favorite Quote?

This question is annoying. So I will go with a quote I love and a reaction to the question.

"Shut up, bitch." - my (at the time) four-year-old cousin to his grandmother

20) Where do you go when you’re sad?

Oddly it seems to be my brother’s room, which is also a part of the attic. And maybe it goes back to that one time I was a toddler and my mom left the kitchen and I tried to cut an apple like she did but apparently cut blade side up. There were bloody handprints on the banister and I was hiding under my brother’s bed in his old room. Now the attic/his room (even though he doesn’t live here) is a place to go when I don’t want to be bothered because it’s on a whole other level (ha) of the house. And it’s quiet. And yeah.

24) Turn on?

Man smell.

28) Last thing that made you cry?

This morning I cried because my dad woke me up when we established that I didn’t have work today and I cried because he was kinda sassy in his reply and it was the morning so I got teary.

32) Last song you listened to?

"Solid as a Rock" as sung by Ella Fitzgerald.

36) Favorite food?

PIZZA

40) Last time you kissed someone?

July.

44) What color bottoms are you wearing?

Grey with flowerish pattern.

48) Last prank call you remember doing?

Prank call? No idea. But I totally pranked my coworker by putting one of the Halloween decoration spiders we have in random places in the store in his mug which he leaves in the warehouse. He must have found it this morning. But I didn’t get to see it happen. But I am going to say “How was your coffee yesterday?” and it will be maybe funny.

TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI TMI
  • 1: What are you wearing?
  • 2: Ever been in love?
  • 3: Ever had a terrible breakup?
  • 4: How tall are you?
  • 5: How much do you weigh?
  • 6: Any tattoos do you want?
  • 7: Any piercings that you want?
  • 8: OTP?
  • 9: Favorite Show?
  • 10: Favorite bands?
  • 11: Something you miss?
  • 12: Favorite song?
  • 13: How old are you?
  • 14: Zodiac sign?
  • 15: Hair Color?
  • 16: Favorite Quote?
  • 17: Favorite singer?
  • 18: Favorite color?
  • 19: Loud music or soft?
  • 20: Where do you go when you're sad?
  • 21: How long does it take you to shower?
  • 22: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning?
  • 23: Ever been in a physical fight?
  • 24: Turn on?
  • 25: Turn off?
  • 26: The reason I joined Tumblr?
  • 27: Fears?
  • 28: Last thing that made you cry?
  • 29: Last time you cried?
  • 30: Meaning behind your url
  • 31: Last book you read?
  • 32: Last song you listened to?
  • 33: Last show you watched?
  • 34: Last person you talked to?
  • 35: The relationship between you and the person you last texted?
  • 36: Favorite food?
  • 37: Place you want to visit?
  • 38: Last place you were?
  • 39: Do you have a crush?
  • 40: Last time you kissed someone?
  • 41: Last time you were insulted and what was it?
  • 42: What color underwear are you wearing?
  • 43: What color shirt are you wearing?
  • 44: What color bottoms are you wearing?
  • 45: Wearing any bracelets?
  • 46: Last sport you played?
  • 47: Last song you sang?
  • 48: Last prank call you remember doing?
  • 49: Last time you hung out with anyone?
  • 50: Favorite movie?

shorm:

the best kind of flirting: the flirting where apparently neither of you knew you were flirting but APPARENTLY EVERYONE ELSE DID

I am Emma Woodhouse, and I know how to work a Regency gown.
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The AGM in Montreal was perfection itself.

I am Emma Woodhouse, and I know how to work a Regency gown.

aka

The AGM in Montreal was perfection itself.

So I’m going to the JASNA AGM in Montreal this weekend—

And I’m really fucking excited about it.

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tagged → #personal

It’s only Tuesday.

"Introverts, man. We’re weird sometimes. Like, “I love you, but I need to go over here by myself right now.”"
— @ksumnersmith  (via fantasiawandering)
"Part of this flashback will reveal yet another thing about Charming that is not quite so charming: He had really long, ratty hair at one time. “This is David before that haircut we had him [in] before as the shepherd. This is before he even saw a pair of scissors,” Dallas says. “I felt like I was in some 1980s rock band, all in the best way. It was the greatest thing ever. I loved wearing the wig. I wish I could wear it more often. When the wind hit me, it blew, like I was Beyonce or something.”"

Josh Dallas (x)

someone please ‘shop josh’s face on beyonce’s body PLS

(via vickyvicarious)

"A coconut? Are you DAFT?"

amusingaminta:

Of course as soon as Hook said this, my mind went to:

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HOW DID I MISS THIS UNTIL NOW

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Thank you my European Swallow.

subtlenotsubtlewaytosayyouareonmysortakindaalistokay

sofapizza:

shit pingu, get it together.

sofapizza:

shit pingu, get it together.

tagged → #PENGUIN

memewhore:

sizvideos:

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Grow a whole fucking cabbage in the time it takes to do that.

"What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?"

My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)

WHAT ABOUT MENOPAUSE THOWOULD YOU JUST THANK HIM FOR HIS SERVICE AND SEND HIM ON HIS WAYTO FIND A NEW NOT-PREGNANT GIRLOR DOES HE DIE WHAT HAPPENS

(via herestothedesperatedasher)

Can we please have a story about this?

(via batter-sempai)

Sorry but I could only think of Sir Robin and his minstrels—