Thank you Ike for bothering.
4) How tall are you?
Not quite 5’4”
I have too many. But my real OTP? My parents.
12) Favorite song?
16) Favorite Quote?
This question is annoying. So I will go with a quote I love and a reaction to the question.
"Shut up, bitch." - my (at the time) four-year-old cousin to his grandmother
20) Where do you go when you’re sad?
Oddly it seems to be my brother’s room, which is also a part of the attic. And maybe it goes back to that one time I was a toddler and my mom left the kitchen and I tried to cut an apple like she did but apparently cut blade side up. There were bloody handprints on the banister and I was hiding under my brother’s bed in his old room. Now the attic/his room (even though he doesn’t live here) is a place to go when I don’t want to be bothered because it’s on a whole other level (ha) of the house. And it’s quiet. And yeah.
24) Turn on?
28) Last thing that made you cry?
This morning I cried because my dad woke me up when we established that I didn’t have work today and I cried because he was kinda sassy in his reply and it was the morning so I got teary.
32) Last song you listened to?
"Solid as a Rock" as sung by Ella Fitzgerald.
36) Favorite food?
40) Last time you kissed someone?
44) What color bottoms are you wearing?
Grey with flowerish pattern.
48) Last prank call you remember doing?
Prank call? No idea. But I totally pranked my coworker by putting one of the Halloween decoration spiders we have in random places in the store in his mug which he leaves in the warehouse. He must have found it this morning. But I didn’t get to see it happen. But I am going to say “How was your coffee yesterday?” and it will be maybe funny.
the best kind of flirting: the flirting where apparently neither of you knew you were flirting but APPARENTLY EVERYONE ELSE DID
I am Emma Woodhouse, and I know how to work a Regency gown.
The AGM in Montreal was perfection itself.
And I’m really fucking excited about it.
Of course as soon as Hook said this, my mind went to:
HOW DID I MISS THIS UNTIL NOW
Thank you my European Swallow.
#THIS FUCKING SCENE #DO YOU GUYS UNDERSTAND #DO YOU GUYS KNOW HOW I FEEL ABOUT THIS SCENE #he’s a loser kitchen boy who wanted to be a part of the glittering royal world #and he risked his life to save the princess who had never acknowledged his existance #and he even stood up to ARMED GUARDS TO KEEP HER SAFE#and then he turns into a bitter man #and he ends up falling in love with this girl he barely knows and he doesn’t want to #AND SHE TURNS OUT TO BE HIS LOST PRINCESS #AND SHE CAN’T REMEMBER ANYTHING ABOUT HER LIFE /BUT SHE CAN REMEMBER HIM/ #literally curled up and crying about it #i hate this movie so much
i’m still haunted by the line “princesses don’t marry kitchen boys” because the absolute _resignation_ and heartbreak in that line still hurts my heart.
This movie is the best and if you think otherwise you can fight me.
This movie is why I picked Anastasia as my confirmation name.
shit pingu, get it together.
Grow a whole fucking cabbage in the time it takes to do that.
My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)
#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)
Can we please have a story about this?
Sorry but I could only think of Sir Robin and his minstrels—