006— I make some fine ass cocktails. I edit recipes and make them better than bars (ask my mom who makes her favorite Cosmopolitan). Yet I will take bourbon with two rocks any day or night. Or an Old-Fashioned as made by the magicians at Franklin Mortgage Company (a revived speakeasy in Philadelphia). I would make sweet love to that cocktail if it were only humanly possible. I always order one when I’m there and I basically fondle the glass and don’t talk to anyone. Leave me alone in my fantasies people.