LOLNO.

IMMA JUST WRITE SOME SHIT. SOME MORE OF MY WRITING THAT YOU MADE FUN OF. BECAUSE IT WAS JUST FUN AND FLAWED BUT I LIKED DOING IT. SO I’LL TRY TO GET PUBLISHED FOR LIKE 15 YEARS AND STILL HAVE NOTHING HAPPEN. I’LL HAVE A NOVEL SOLD TO A PUBLISHER AND NEVER SEE GET PUBLISHED DURING MY LIFE. I WILL WAIT AND SIT AND HOPE MY WRITING GETS NOTICED BY SOMEONE WHO LIKES IT ENOUGH TO PUBLISH IT FOR REAL. JUST BECAUSE I THINK IT’S WORTH THE WAIT. I’LL TAKE NEXT TO NO MONEY BECAUSE I THINK MAYBE I MIGHT GET SOME SUCCESS LATER ON AND BE ABLE TO MAKE MORE MONEY THE NEXT TIME. AND THEN I’LL PUBLISH FOUR NOVELS IN THE LAST SIX YEARS OF MY LIFE. AND TWO MORE AFTER MY UNTIMELY DEATH.

IMMA JUST GO AND REINVENT THE NOVEL AND FICTION AND THE FICTIONAL ROMANTIC NARRATIVE AS THE WORLD KNOWS IT. I’LL GET TO BE CALLED THE GRANDMOTHER OF THE ROMANCE NOVEL. AND END UP WITH A LEGACY OF SIX OF THE BEST NOVELS EVER WRITTEN AND ME WRITING THEM WITHOUT ANY USEFUL FORMAL EDUCATION OF MY OWN. IT’S JUST FOR FUN OBVIOUSLY.

OH AND THEN IMMA HAVE THEM ADAPTED AND AND READJUSTED AND REINVENTED IN MANY DIFFERENT LANGUAGES. I’LL HAVE MY PAIRINGS BECOME THE STUFF OF LEGENDS. IT IS A TRUTH UNIVERSALLY ACKNOWLEDGED THAT THE INTRO SENTENCE TO ONE OF MY NOVELS WILL BE USED THOUSANDS OF TIMES IN THOUSANDS OF DIFFERENT CONTEXTS. I’LL GIVE ONE OF MY CHARACTERS A NAME THAT WILL BE CONSCIOUSLY USED BY THE CREATOR OF THE MOST SUCCESSFUL BOOK AND FILM AND INTERACTIVE BOOK WEBSITE FRANCHISE EVER. AND IT’LL BE THE NAME OF A FUCKING CAT. DAT BITCH MRS. NORRIS WILL BE A FUCKING CAT AND BE WORLD FUCKING FAMOUS AS A CAT CHARACTER. ALSO THERE WILL BE A ZOMBIE THING IN THERE SOMEWHERE. BITCHES LOVE ZOMBIES.

I AM SO SORRY I DIDN’T DECIDE TO MARRY YOU. I’M SURE I’LL REGRET THAT SHIT FOR THE REST OF MY UNFORGETTABLE EXISTENCE.

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thepaleknight:

 #There is only one literary character angstier than Harry Potter #and that his hamlet #because he is the prince of angst #because Hamlet is not prince of Denmark #he is #Prince Hamlet of Angstmark

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circles90:

skarosoul:

somebodybemybuddyback:

hyrulian-feminist:

toomuchtaylor:

middle-east-beast:

Hermione went alone and got attacked by a troll

Moaning Myrtle went alone too and was killed by a giant snake.

Katie Bell also went alone and was cursed by an opal necklace.

Ginny went in alone and ended up held hostage in the Chamber of Secrets by Tom Riddle

Wow, JK Rowling must have had some bad experiences when she went to the bathroom alone.

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circles90:

marstark:

circles90:

marstark:

You can ship Dramione all you want. I’ll just be here sipping tea like a boss while shipping Emma/Hatter.

PAH. Did you start shipping it when Hatter drugged her and tied her up? OR when he forced her to do shit at gunpoint? OR, my personal favourite, when he started choking her? SO SHIPPABLE, AMIRITE? Somehow I don’t think he’s too much competition for my beloved Graham…who shall be back someday to salvage my beautiful ship! :P

Oh and DRAMIONE 5EVA.

Storybrooke!Hatter is not my Hatter. When he comes back from Wonderland or wherever… You’ll see.

Btw, you know Jamie Dornan is back for the finale, right?

Oh, and Draco was always so nice to Hermione wasn’t he? it’s so endearing when he calls her filthy little mudblood.

I did actually love the Hatter….I’ll just never be able to ship anyone with Emma except my precious Graham! And yeah, I almost died of happiness when I heard he was returning to my tv screen but I think he’s just coming back as The Huntsman so I’m not going to get my hopes up for any scenes with him and Emma….*le sigh*

And that was just classic playground tactics.

Although, seriously, I do think Draco had the potential to be a more complex character and could have been redeemed, hence why I adore good Dramione fanfic. I love this Moaning Myrtle quote about him: “…he’s sensitive, people bully him, too, and he feels lonely and hasn’t got anybody to talk to, and he’s not afraid to show his feelings and cry!…oh and also, Tom Felton’s performance in HBP is one of my favourite things about the films. SO YES. I WILL GO DOWN WITH THIS SHIP.

I DON’T KNOW WHICH TO AGREE WITH

SINCE THEY BOTH SEEM WRONG BUT RIGHT BUT WRONG

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“I mean he’s sensitive, people bully him, too, and he feels lonely and hasn’t got anybody to talk to, and he’s not afraid to show his feelings and cry!”

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Please tell me I wasn’t the only one who freaked out over this.

(gifs not mine obvs)

apherionlystae:

thebatmanchild:

crystalhwll:

Harriet Potter by maaria

well das kawaii

Well, I can’t not reblog this.