Trolling by Grantham & Sons

NO NO STOP IT SIR NOT AGAIN NOT AGAIN I CANNOT HANDLE IT

pointlessthingsispendmytimeon:

The meme is mine but the picture is blatantly stolen from contactmusic.com.

jeanvaljeans:

D Y I N G

(Source: downton-diary)

barelysuppressedfirth:

so i used the word “porn”, “slash”, and “thrust” in a tweet to lord grantham, and he responded by acting like a swashbuckler.

(BIGGER IS BETTER)

thatwetshirt:

Madam, I take my leave of you.
Do! Or I shall take you out and set to scraping! SCRAPE, SCRAPE, SCRAPE, I shall go!

Back in the bedroom again, eh?

ju-dou:

I would love it if they were room mates, LOVE IT! I have an image now of Hugh sitting up in bed with a mug of tea laughing whilst Allen runs around a little hotel room naked, bhahaha!

(Source: divinethedivine)

quotingausten:

masterpieceofass:

I posted a memo about the Leech chat in Feb, but there is one sooner than that! With Hugh Bonneville (or Huge Bon, as I like to call him). I really think we should have a MASTERPIECE OF ASS TAKEOVER! And bombard the scene with uber serious questions like “what’s it like working next to such amazing talent, like matthew crawley’s hair?” “if you were a muslin shirt for one day would you be Heathcliff’s or Darcy’s?” “Do you wear REAL underwear under those breeches or do you commit yourself 100% to the period.”

For reals, i’ve always wanted to know that last one no creepo. Mark your calendars! 

This has got to be one of the best ideas I’ve ever heard. 

theloupgaroux:

Non-Canon OTP: “You’re the Boss, but I wear the pants”

robert x tom requested by nighty-night-shakespeare

BAHAHAHHAHA

aoibhean-n:

lol no sybil i will not come over and attend your wedding with this dirty irish commoner. idk apparently he has a name and a new job but since i’m not interested in a quarrel and i’d like to part as friends i’ll just call him the chauffeur. not walking you down the aisle either so you can fucking forget about that. because clearly u learned nothing from me. you’re not supposed marry the servant ur supposed to just get it on with them in pantries and secluded rooms while your wife is on her deathbed. fuq why wont you listen to reason? anyho, i’m off to tell mary that she can marry a cowboy - u can fuck off now.

(Source: ser-pounce)

I CANNOT EVEN TELL YOU HOW HARD I LAUGHED WHEN I SAW THIS

(Source: raphmike)

masterpieceofass:

All I could think about when I saw Hugh Bonneville in a bathrobe…

Was DIY spa treatment

(Source: masterpieceofass)